How I Imagine Necco Thinks Their Sweetheart Candies Work When People Hand Them Out

Stephanie? What are you doing here?

“Let’s Kiss.” 

Steph, we’ve been divorce for almost ten years. I have a wife and two sons—

“XOXO.”

(chuckles) Wow… Our old catchphrase. After all this time, you still remembered (sniffles).

“Marry Me.”

Wait right here, I’m going to go leave my family.

 Sir, do you realize how fast you were going?

“I <3 U”

But, we…we only just met.

“Soul Mate.”

(tearing up) I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life.

“U R Mine.”

On account of us being in love with each other, I’m letting you go.

As you guys can see, I got my answer by taking C=π (snap)—Well, there goes a perfectly good piece of chalk. What’s that? Just use a Necco Sweetheart? “They’re practically chalk anyways.” (chuckles) I think not. Now, if someone can toss me some Smarties, I can try and get by with some of those.